Group G: The "Group of Death"

Group G


North Korea

Ivory Coast


At long last we have arrived at the “Group of Death,” or at least it will be that way for North Korea. They have about as much chance of getting out of this Group as we will have of tolerating those stupid horns we are going to hear at just about all of the games.

I mean a vast majority feel Brazil will win the Cup, Ivory Coast may or may not have Droba and Portugal, though Nani is out with a bruised left collarbone, will have Cristiano Ronaldo.


If Drogba plays for the IC he’ll do so with a broken arm. That is why Portugal will advance.


Group winner: Brazil; Advancing: Portugal